Total
$0.00- description
- Shipping & Return
Seagulls! Stags! Team mascots! There’s a lot of yelling in this one. Also a very small wargame, and nine other games plus their mysterious back pages.
Back in 2016, Grant Howitt set himself a simple challenge: write a complete tabletop RPG, no longer than a single page, every month, and give it away online for free. What started as a side project quickly became something much bigger, shaping an entire wave of fast, weird, brilliant indie RPGs and launching Grant's career as one of the most beloved designers in the hobby.
This collection gathers thirteen more of those games into one sturdy, durable folder, sized for US Letter paper with a reinforced spine that can take a beating on the shelf. Each game keeps its original one-page format, and every single one comes with an exclusive "back page" of extra material that's never been published online anywhere else.
Expect everything from quick, silly one-shots to surprisingly poignant character studies -- these games cover a huge range of tones, genres and play styles, but they're all built to get a group playing fast with minimal prep.
These games (and their back pages) are:
Board To Death: You’re trapped in a board game (any board game). Fight your way out before you’re murdered by the malevolent inhabitants.
Back page: A Card Game. A card-based game about personal development and interpersonal tension.
Knock Off Mascots: YOU are an unofficial mascot for your football team. For years now you’ve been in the shadow of the official mascot. You’ve had enough. You and your friends are going to murder them. THEN the club will take you seriously.
Back page: Lists of official mascots to dethrone and examples of their absurd privilege.
Fucked Up Little Man: A Dark Souls fan RPG where you play the weird NPCs who go “heh heh heh heh” at the end of every exchange.
Back page: Covenants to devote your fucked up little life to, traits and professions to make you that little bit more fucked up and weird, and some more rules.
Malign Inspiration: A cosmic horror metagame that you may already be playing and cannot opt out of.
Back page: A list of failed roleplaying game ideas that coincidentally rhyme with Malign Inspiration. You’re welcome to them.
Super Cool Monster Hunting Club: Adventurous children battle unseen monsters using improvised equipment. Involves a surprising amount of dress-up for a tabletop game.
Back page: An urban horror hack of Super Cool Monster Hunting Club. Darker and with more swearing.
This One Time At Bard Camp: You are a trainee bard at Bardic Community College. You’ve been waiting all year for the highlight of the season – Bard Camp. You’ve got one week to achieve your dreams before you have to go back to the real world.
Back page: Your entire adventuring party’s stuck in this one guy’s head. Take turns controlling him, and spend the rest of your time backseat driving.
The Dungeon of Numbered Days: A means of of producing a wholly original dungeon for adventures and looting using only a second-hand advent calendar, a pen and some imaginative gumption.
Back page: An assortment of dubiously festive treasures with which to populate your dungeon.
Stag Party: YOU are a HALF-HUMAN, HALF-BEAST creature from the DEEP DARK of the WOODS. You are getting MARRIED. As is TRADITION, you and all your peers are to be wed to THE ARBOREAL SOW: a beautiful and sacred pig the size of a transit van.
It is the night before the ceremony and, as is TRADITION, you must secure tribute for your queen from the LANDS OF MAN. You have until dawn to claim something worthy.
Back page: Hen Knights. YOU are a CHICKEN pressed into service as the Arboreal Sow’s honour guard. Fingers are complicated and you don’t know what’s going on. Do your best.
EVERYONE IS SEAGULLS: The entire group plays a flock of seagulls. The core mechanic is yelling.
Back page: Other things to be a large, noisy collective of, including rules for such.
Irrefutable Proof: It’s 1890. You’re a charlatan medium. Perform your latest seance and fleece your client while a real ghost tries to kill you.
Back page: Eleven abandoned literary adaptations of Honey Heist.
The (Orc) Pope Is Dead: The last orc pope died of a drinking binge. Find a new one, or do the job yourself.
Back page: MORE DETAILS OF THE INEFFABLE AND MYSTICAL ROLE OF THE POPE IN THE FAITH OF BOG-AL-KURRUK.
Plastic Bastards: A narrative miniatures game in which you build a small gang of horrible little fighters, then come up with spurious reasons for them to try and murder each other.
Back page: Grant’s Guide to Kitbashing, which you’ll find remarkably helpful in making your horrible little sods.
Shipment Processing Time
All orders, if the item was in-stock at the time of purchase, are processed within 2 business days of the order being placed, or, if the item was out of stock at the time of purchase, within 2 business days of the product arriving in store.
Preorders are processed in a timeframe that allows for the product to arrive on or after the release date.
If an item is 'Order-in', it can vary how long this item takes to come into stock from our suppliers. If in stock at our supplier, it is likely to be 2-3 weeks to arrive in store. Other times, items may be out of stock at suppliers, and while we do our best to ensure our website it up to date, we have thousands of products on our site, and technology hasn't quite caught up for us to pull information from all our suppliers and the availability of each and every product, and have this update regularly. If you require a product ETA, please contact us at the time you place your order.
Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or public holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there will be a significant delay in shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping Rates & Delivery Estimates
Orders (including PO Boxes and Parcel Lockers) will be shipped via our shipping client Shippit, which includes courier partners such as Couriers Please, Aramex, and AusPost Parcel Post at a flat rate of $15 per order. Please note parcels have authority to leave, unless you request otherwise.
If shipped via Standard Parcel Post, it is up to the discretion of the individual courier whether your parcel is left at your residence or taken to the nearest depot or post office. We do not have any control of a parcel once it has been picked up from our store(s).
Express Post orders are shipped via the Aus Post Express service and are charged at a $28 flat rate. Please note that not all post codes are covered by this service.
Delivery delays can occasionally occur, especially during peak periods such as Black Friday and Christmas, or by weather events. If you feel your order has been significantly delayed, in the first instance, we ask you contact Shippit via their contact service, if they do not respond, please contact us at https://vaultgames.com.au/pages/contact-us.
Click here to read out entire shipping policy
Returns & Refunds
Our Return & Refund Policy provides detailed information about options and procedures for returning your order.